16 February 2012

SLANGING MISMATCH

Pupils at Sheffield's Springs Academy have been ordered to stop using slang while at school to improve their job prospects.

CHRIS HOWSE: Mum's favourite admired writer lays waste to the Sheffield idiots.

Mum swore Howse must be the Speccie's Dot Wordsmith.

We'd joke on her death bed that I was entrusted to nail the truth.

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