Dishwasher

Our new washer comes with precise instructions including diagram of what goes where.

A whole page of A-G guidance written in english but appearing nowhere in the *greek* section. My greek pals laff at the presumed gullibility of foreigners and believe it to be a spoof.

Have any of YOU had instructions as to the placement of:

A - Milk

B - Tea

C - Minced meat

D - Eggs

E - Oat flakes

F - Spinach (say what?)

G - Margarine

LOL. I mean, does that not read more like a storage machine than a washer in which you - I mean I - just dump the grungy platters and cutlery and hit 'Play'? Right?

And you should see the 6-point diagram as to how to place the cutlery ... oh dis-donc. Photos, too.