Fatsos' Fault For Global Warming

- Official!

Quel headline! For stoutists everywhere, truly, our cups runnerereth over.

Nay, lad - t'was in t' Torygraph so it must be true, yeah?

Stands to reason:

Them podgies use up more fuel just getting around

And those trencherman helpings of pie and mash, oh what? Definitely uses more energy to produce than the dainty portions you and I push around our plates.

Result? Food shortages and higher energy prices - the bounders.

To the barricades!