PORN SHUI

Brilliant brilliant concept by the tantalising Brook Busey-Hunt:

Porn Shui:
The aspect of ones desk at work.
Good porn shui allows surfing the net without being overlooked by colleagues.

I just laughted and laughed: If only this had been around when I was in service with Lord Jeffrey of Bezosia! How it would have added to merry cubicle repartee.
That is genius at Dilbertian level.
For those looking puzzled, Ms Busey-Hunt is better known as lap dancer-turned-hot screenwriter, 'Diablo Cody' whose Juno is currently wowing one and all.

She has a current MySpace blog

And another one - understandably not updated since Dec 27 - The Pussy Ranch

She's hot

The Sunday Times dubbed her a she-devil.But for me, she will live forever as inventor of 'Porn Shui'.