Rainbow Legal Beagle Moniker

What an absolutely splendid name for a politically correctissimus law firm.

Oprah, Obama, Angelou and Clinton

I must hasten back to Londinium and open an office today. That it will be zero-staffed is a mere detail.

Can't you just picture all those slab-faced advocates of drippy pernicious "multye-kulturamalism" slavering for the privilege of filling the coffers.

Whatever the actual story, some parody-gifted sub has a bright future as a satirical headline writer.