14 September 2006

Poisoned Pigeons

Quick, where's my Tom Lehrer?

God, I haven't laughed out loud like that in *aeons* ....

Only in Texarkana:

  • Pigeon swoops into bank, craps on customer.
  • Bank boss vows revenge.
  • Pest control lays out poison that has them dropping - nay, nose-diving - to their death, "marring the city's annual festival"

    Oh lawd, someone's got to have filmed it - please tell me it's somewhere on the web.

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