A kiss not just a kiss

Once again indebted to the Telegraph's astute Simon Heffer for drawing attention to a truly ludicrous case of parental insanity.

Clergyman kisses 10-yr-old on the cheek as he presents her with some school certificate.

The stoopid cow of a mother complains and the cleric is told to resign as school governor.

I really must stop sneering at the excesses across the pond and polish up my shame over my own country.